I tried to catch some fog…..I mist.- When chemists die….They barium.
- Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray…Is now a seasoned veteran
- I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid…He says he can stop anytime.
- How does Moses make his tea ?…..Hebrews it.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went….Then it dawned on me.
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club..But I never met herbivore.
- I’m reading a book about inti-gravity…..I can’t put it down.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns…..It was a play on words.
- They told me I had type A blood…But it was a type O.
- A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
- PMS jokes aren’t funny….Period !
- Why were the Indians here first ?….They had reservations.
- Class trip to the Coca Cola factory…..I hope there’s no pop quiz.
- Energizer Bunny arrested……Charged with battery.
- I didn’t like my beard at first….Then it grew on me.
- How do you make Holy water ?….Boil the hell out of it.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary ?…A thesaurus.
- When you get a bladder infection….urine trouble.
- What does a clock do when it is hungry ?..It goes back for seconds.
- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger….And then it hit me.
- Broken pencils are pointless.
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